Codex. Real name, Cyd Sherman. She is the healer (Priest). A child prodigy violinist, she is now at a crossroads in her life. In the first episode she tries to control the amount of time she spends online but ultimately fails, which leads to her therapist "breaking up" with her.

Zaboo. Real name, Sujan Balakrishnan Goldberg. The Gnome Warlock of the guild, he shows up at Codex's house because he thinks they are dating. (Codex has problems with the colon and semicolon when sending smiley faces, and tends to type winks instead.)

Bladezz. Real name, Simon. Bladezz is the guild Rogue. Clara describes him as the guild's retarded cousin. He has a tendency to hit on all the female guildmates. He has a little sister and appears to be about high school or college age.

Vork. Real name, Herman Holden. He is the guild leader and fighter (Warrior). He enjoys managing the guild and budgeting. Vork still receives his dead grandfather's social security checks in the mail, which is how he supports himself.

Clara. Real name, Clara. The guild's Gnome Mage, she is a stay-at-home mother of three. They are all young, with the youngest still breastfeeding. A little scatterbrained, Clara is an irresponsible mother, doing things like leaving her children in the car while at guild meetings.

Tinkerballa, which, as far as the guild knows, is her real name. Their ranger (Hunter), Tink is another young member, in either high school or college. When asked what she does for a living, she gives the plot to Ugly Betty. Known for her sweet face, and not-so-sweet mouth.